mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.

John Green,Β The Fault in Our Stars (via epicjohngreenquotes)

That or you could move to astroid B-612 and live with a little prince.

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