I AM SO EXCITED FOR SHITTY HALLOWEEN MOVIES
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
i didn’t do my homework, but i also didn’t jump off a cliff so i guess we will say today evens out
*interacts with people*
*has to take a four hour nap*
it’s like looking in a mirror